lucidd

fuck

allow me to reiterate...

two guys tried to rob me friday nite on my walk home from school. it was stupid. they took my 60 cents. not my discman or the 90 dollars in my wallet in my bag, but my spare change. they probably shouldnt have messed with the kid wearing a watch from a cereal box.
i knew theyd be trouble when the kid wearing a watch asked me what time it was (9:33). then he asked if i had a cell phone to which i replied, 'sorry man, im just a poor student.' the other guy was more into small talk. asking what i was going to school for, if i had any boxing experience, and began to tell me the story of how he got the name lightning. then the other guy decided he didnt have enough control over the situation and demanded i go the long way home, while emptying my pockets. lightning proceeded to check if i had a wallet by nonchalantly patting my ass (hey at least buy me a drink first mister!). thats when i lost my 60 cents and almost my mechanical pencil.
the end.

in other news:
bubba ho-tep is probably the best movie ever. its the only dvd ive bought in quite some time and well worth it. NOTHING beats bruce campbell as elderly elvis fighting a redneck mummy.