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there was a guy that wanted to start a farm...
so he gets up early one morn and starts walking to the place where they sell roosters. he gets there and asks the farmer to buy a rooster and the farmer says :
"sure i'll sell ya one, but here we don't call em' roosters we call em' cocks"
guy says "ok i'll take one"
next he walks to the place where they sell hens
"hello there sir i would like to purchase one of your hens"
"well that's fine mister but here we don't call em hens, we call em pullets"
so the guys says " ok great i'll take one"
he continues on down the road in search of a place to buy a donkey... soon he finds one
"good afternoon , i am interested in buying one of them there donkeys"
"well allllright" says the farmer...."but just so you know, we call these here animals asses and sometimes they like to be real stubborn... if he stops walking all you need to do is scratch him right here behind the ears and he'll start walkin again"
"great" said the man "i'll take im!"
so the man, completely content with all of his purchases starts back on the long road home.
about 1/2 way through his journey the donkey stops walking.
"darnit!" he says looking at his full hands.
just then he sees a man pass him
"hello there sir, excuse me!! could you do me a favour....
would you please hold my cock and pullet while i scratch my ass?"
THE END!
there was a guy that wanted to start a farm...
so he gets up early one morn and starts walking to the place where they sell roosters. he gets there and asks the farmer to buy a rooster and the farmer says :
"sure i'll sell ya one, but here we don't call em' roosters we call em' cocks"
guy says "ok i'll take one"
next he walks to the place where they sell hens
"hello there sir i would like to purchase one of your hens"
"well that's fine mister but here we don't call em hens, we call em pullets"
so the guys says " ok great i'll take one"
he continues on down the road in search of a place to buy a donkey... soon he finds one
"good afternoon , i am interested in buying one of them there donkeys"
"well allllright" says the farmer...."but just so you know, we call these here animals asses and sometimes they like to be real stubborn... if he stops walking all you need to do is scratch him right here behind the ears and he'll start walkin again"
"great" said the man "i'll take im!"
so the man, completely content with all of his purchases starts back on the long road home.
about 1/2 way through his journey the donkey stops walking.
"darnit!" he says looking at his full hands.
just then he sees a man pass him
"hello there sir, excuse me!! could you do me a favour....
would you please hold my cock and pullet while i scratch my ass?"
THE END!
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Yes you are totally right on the third world experience.
I've never shared this with the world of SG but in school my best friend was almost my brother his parents even took me in for a spell coz it was too insane at my home.
His mom was of Irish and Italian american descent and his father was a Philippino national.
This man was a real inspiration tom me and I thank the stars on the regular for meeting this great familly wich took me in.
So there you have it my very own Philippino conection.
Of what dgree I'm not sure but it's the one that saved my ass from being a total reform school case