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My Effing Cat

Nov 4, 2019
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I love my cat.

The sharp cutting pain of claws on the back

of my legs. A less usual way of ascending

to her nest on my shoulders pretending

And believing that she,

with higher status is here to oversee

And meow her commands.

Sat with that damned

Look of self imposed superiority

Like she’s the one who decides how it ought to be.

.

It’s raining outside?

Come in where it’s dry, of course I don’t mind

Getting wet. Coat saturated like you tried

To bring as much as possible inside... how kind,

Of you to soak my shirt

And on my jeans, dirt

paws and should I dare to move you, in return, your scowl.

Like I don’t realise it’s my job to be your towel?

.

That dainty meow that your love

Conveys,

that tells me that above

All things you crave

My attention

but before the cuddle, just to mention

In kitchen, in fridge,

that white bottle that gives

Me your affection personified.

And if I should refuse those big yellow eyes, see

how the world will almost certainly despise me.

.

And must upon your two AM arrival

The whole house be informed with meow reprisal.

Pat pat up stairs approaching

Quietly into my room encroaching

Slinking, Then upon my bed with cheerful chirp,

you jump with mission to usurp

my slumber. Now interrupted

As upon my chest, new bed constructed

And yet, not used

Apparently you have refused

To settle here as now my waking state

Is known,

you realise that your fate

Is thrown

into uncertainty. And you

Have suddenly something better to do.

.

This, I assume as you, in leaving

Me here, awake and seething

While you trot back outside

To seek, once more where does reside

The birds and mice that I thought, would now

Have found a way somehow

To make their homes beyond

your reach

Though I obviously cannot be one

To preach

As in my bed, left woken

By your visit, resting broken

up by meows and purrs and claws

I thank you, cat, for giving

Me this precious moment living

Beneath your ever gracious paw

A queendom in which your

Love is shown to me

and held aloft

By rocking up to wake me

and then just fucking off!

And yes, in spite of all of that.

Somehow, I love my effing cat.

korie:
this is too cute hahaha
Nov 4, 2019
liljalove:
💜
Nov 4, 2019

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