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Apparently, telling her "Sorry about your luck" isn't the same thing as saying "Happy Mother's Day."

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Most of the Rolling Stones are in their 70's, and they're going on tour again.

Somewhere in there is a joke about a tour bus doing 45 in the fast lane with the blinker on......

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My girlfriend and I were outside working on the car together and a bunch of people drove by and saw her working while I was just standing there.

I felt really guilty. Not because she was doing all the work, but because now people will know that she knows more about cars than I do.