The great thing about living close to the school is that we can hear the marching band practice while we're having sex, so I can keep a lively rhythm. The bad part is, now we both get turned on by parades....
Apparently, telling her "Sorry about your luck" isn't the same thing as saying "Happy Mother's Day."
Most of the Rolling Stones are in their 70's, and they're going on tour again.
Somewhere in there is a joke about a tour bus doing 45 in the fast lane with the blinker on......
My girlfriend and I were outside working on the car together and a bunch of people drove by and saw her working while I was just standing there.
I felt really guilty. Not because she was doing all the work, but because now people will know that she knows more about cars than I do.
lucas1683:
Wow. This place sure has changed since the last time I was here....