so i gots a tip for the ppl that always feel sick after turkey dinner-
DONT EAT THE POISONED TURKEY CORPSE!
so please this year dont eat the poisoned bird corpse and eat grandma or little timmy, you will feel better trust me. or you can realize that eating a dead corpse is gross all together, but thats your choice.
any who, have merry xmas everyone
Attention Shoppers: Do exactly as I say and nobody gets hurt. Resist and innocent creatures will be beaten, scalded alive, and dismembered and their throats slit, while countless people are poisoned at random by food laced with deadly bacteria.
DONT EAT THE POISONED TURKEY CORPSE!
so please this year dont eat the poisoned bird corpse and eat grandma or little timmy, you will feel better trust me. or you can realize that eating a dead corpse is gross all together, but thats your choice.
any who, have merry xmas everyone
Attention Shoppers: Do exactly as I say and nobody gets hurt. Resist and innocent creatures will be beaten, scalded alive, and dismembered and their throats slit, while countless people are poisoned at random by food laced with deadly bacteria.
visha:
Merry Christmas hun. I love you. Thank you for everthing. Life would be lonely with out you in it. Will you marry me?
daniyell:
i had a lovely christmas dinner of potatoes, veggies, and tofu. MMMMMM. I'm the only one of my family who didn't sit around all disgusting with their belly swollen and complaining about tiredness. Will never understand how it is that eating a dead bird seems like a nice, family thing to do.