so i decided a couple days ago that i needed to own all the gospels in hard copy, which ended up being a quest to obtain as many bibles as i can, so i first started by going on the internet and started signing up to get my self a free bible. well theres not that many out there surpisingly but them mormons a christians love to spread the word of the lord, thanx guys.any who back to my story, each form i had to fill out, had a place where i could ask any question that i may have about the life of jesus, it was an optional one but i decided that i should ask at least one question, and i did so at this site, i asked "how old was jesus when he died? ive always been curious". althogh i wasnt curious and i already knew the awnser, in short my reply started like this:
"This one was hard, I had to go do some research! In general, most people believe that his age was 33 when he died. He is believed to have started his ministry when he was thirty years old, and his ministry lasted about 3.5 years. However..... ".and he goes on to say that really theres know way of knowing blah blah 30 blah.
now what i dont understand is why a person who worships jesus as a god has no fucking clue how old he was when he was murdered by the catholic church. maybe its me but wouldnt this be a very common question, or somting some one would of wrote down some where? its somthing i asked to be nice. i thought it would be an easy one,
i could have been even worse, like asking "why do people think angels are beautiful, i heard the look like monsters?" that would of stumped those fuckers for a while, cause they are what you would call a MONSTER, like "my pet monster" monster. one of the angels of the seriphim is a giant fleshy chatiot wheel with "many eyes" the floats through the air. visualized it yet? not pretty. a cherub is a 6 winged creature not a fat baby with two little wings and a cute little bow and arrow. *shakeshead* nuhuh scary flying monster thing. i wonder if it would make them see that ther faith is so twisted and fucked, hmm i wonder.
any who thats my story, i thought it was funny but then again im crazy err... balmy, yes balmy not crazy, crazy people fling poo like monkeys do.
!this is a icon of flyin poo! 
yeah..
.... any ways, i have to say the guy who replyed was very nice and chalkfull of info. yup nice guy. he wins a pirate 
<yarrr!
also if any one has any bibles the would like to donate to me i would be more than greatful just drop me an email @ murmux@shaw.ca. older is better but im not picky just none of those brand spanking new ones, i can get tons of those.
"This one was hard, I had to go do some research! In general, most people believe that his age was 33 when he died. He is believed to have started his ministry when he was thirty years old, and his ministry lasted about 3.5 years. However..... ".and he goes on to say that really theres know way of knowing blah blah 30 blah.
now what i dont understand is why a person who worships jesus as a god has no fucking clue how old he was when he was murdered by the catholic church. maybe its me but wouldnt this be a very common question, or somting some one would of wrote down some where? its somthing i asked to be nice. i thought it would be an easy one,
i could have been even worse, like asking "why do people think angels are beautiful, i heard the look like monsters?" that would of stumped those fuckers for a while, cause they are what you would call a MONSTER, like "my pet monster" monster. one of the angels of the seriphim is a giant fleshy chatiot wheel with "many eyes" the floats through the air. visualized it yet? not pretty. a cherub is a 6 winged creature not a fat baby with two little wings and a cute little bow and arrow. *shakeshead* nuhuh scary flying monster thing. i wonder if it would make them see that ther faith is so twisted and fucked, hmm i wonder.
any who thats my story, i thought it was funny but then again im crazy err... balmy, yes balmy not crazy, crazy people fling poo like monkeys do.
!this is a icon of flyin poo!
yeah..
.... any ways, i have to say the guy who replyed was very nice and chalkfull of info. yup nice guy. he wins a pirate <yarrr!
also if any one has any bibles the would like to donate to me i would be more than greatful just drop me an email @ murmux@shaw.ca. older is better but im not picky just none of those brand spanking new ones, i can get tons of those.
As long as you get the little life lessons like don't try to sell your son to ass rapists and don't pretend your wife is your sister so you get free stuff from the king, you should be fine.
or something.