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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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if the weather could just stay like this all year. i didn't get much accomplished this weekend. i read a book about simon wiesenthal. i gave my dogs haircuts, they no longer needed long coats. i broke into my sisters house after she locked her keys in...and then got drafted into nephew-sitting duty.

so i tried to drown him, hence he started throwing rocks at me until i gave up and took him to get a milkshake.


my guilty pleasure


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mini update: late thirty

i have a giant moth in my room. i turned off the light hoping he would go away. instead he is now living on my computer screen occasionally joined by two small flies.


i am watching my neighbors dog. she has chewed up two blankets, a sock and various paper products. she has however made peace with fred the cat.







my friend at the soap factory is quitting, so i felt obliged to write his farewell...


To whom it may concern,

It has been a great pleasure and deep honor to be employed at the Soap Company. I will always treasure my many memories. However due to the staggering prices of gasoline and lack of health insurance I must conclude my services with the Soap Company.
I will return to the job that put my three children through college. Effective April 15, 2005 I will return to my stage name Pony and back to the poles and the exciting world of male stripping. Once again I thank you for the many marvelous opportunities which you have afforded me and to show my appreciation I have enclosed two tickets to my first night back on stage and a buy one entree get one 1/2 off coupon.

Sincerely Yours
M. Tom Byers, Esquire

Poste Scripte
NO you do not get a free lap dance



We'll miss you ...good luck ARRR!!! ooo aaa


i almost forgot...beloved comedian,...mitch hedgberg dead at 37...so sad... You have a lot of cranium accessories frown

ragefilledmuffin:
Your nephew is adorable--and I'm not really much of a kid person, so you know he's a cutie if I comment on it.

Maybe if I make a tiki-print corset, I'll be ready for next time. smile

And the video was hilarious. Drunk people and video cameras are a fantastic mix.
Apr 11, 2005
ragefilledmuffin:
Not only did the best ice cream disappear, it disappeared to make room for a "sinless" fat free sugar free pile of not ice cream. Fuck everyone on Atkins--if you choose to do this diet, you give up ice cream. We should not have to develop ice cream like substances for you. Either eat the real thing once in awhile or fuck you.

Love the letter of resignation. smile
Apr 12, 2005

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