in montreal, home leg of the tour. everyone wants to go to a strip club... im so down.. "club cotacte" or some shit.
im having fun, very drunk, when a very attractice striper asks if me and my friend (nick) would like a dance together with another one of her friends, it woudl be 20 bucks eatch a dance....Hmm expesive, but nick had lust in his eyes, and well i had only been to like one other strip club and had never had a private dance... i figured with a friend this would be a safe tranisiton, and i really didnt' plan on going to another one so w.e
we go back to the room and we all sit down she looks at me and nick and her friends, and says "so one dance 40 right?"
"yup just one song, we are both haggard broke"
she giggles and they start to make out..
about the same time as the song begins, we enjoy a song, and then say thank you and i got for my wallet.
"$80" flat out.. now cute voice anymore, just straight
nick and i look at eatch other and then look at our new friends (i wish for the life of my i could remember there names it would make this story much better)
confused i looked at her, and said "one dance, $20 eatch? thats what we said"
"that was 2 songs, just becuase the song was already going it counts as a song"
i basicly just stand there stunded for a moment, i look at nick and he's just shaking his head, the second girl stands up puts her shirt back on and makes eye contact with a nearby bouncer.
there where just nother more we could say, we couldnt' even begin to argue.
i sheld out the last 80 dollars to my name, well next to the 8 dollars from before that i spent on a beer.
the best part is that after giving her the money i was obviosuyl pissed off and as she was trying to explain the "rules of montreal" to me, i was jsut ignoring her and getting my jacket and telling nick to grab his cuase we where getting out of there, she gets upset with me, becuase she "didnt want me to be bad at her"
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i turned to her, opened my mouth, and just walked away, and walked past the super cool bouncer who almost didnt' let me in cuase i was wearing a hoodie.
it was raining, and had been all day
montreal 1 christian 0
PQ you've got some of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen, but fuck you ahha, your traffic is horrible, the shows we played there had 0 promo cuase all the promoters fucked off.
the people i met her that where awsome? all from ontario lol, so i need to meet the ONE cool person from PQ cuase we are going to be doing a 2 week tour in july one of those weeks in PQ and i jsut might loose my mind lol
im having fun, very drunk, when a very attractice striper asks if me and my friend (nick) would like a dance together with another one of her friends, it woudl be 20 bucks eatch a dance....Hmm expesive, but nick had lust in his eyes, and well i had only been to like one other strip club and had never had a private dance... i figured with a friend this would be a safe tranisiton, and i really didnt' plan on going to another one so w.e
we go back to the room and we all sit down she looks at me and nick and her friends, and says "so one dance 40 right?"
"yup just one song, we are both haggard broke"
she giggles and they start to make out..
about the same time as the song begins, we enjoy a song, and then say thank you and i got for my wallet.
"$80" flat out.. now cute voice anymore, just straight
nick and i look at eatch other and then look at our new friends (i wish for the life of my i could remember there names it would make this story much better)
confused i looked at her, and said "one dance, $20 eatch? thats what we said"
"that was 2 songs, just becuase the song was already going it counts as a song"
i basicly just stand there stunded for a moment, i look at nick and he's just shaking his head, the second girl stands up puts her shirt back on and makes eye contact with a nearby bouncer.
there where just nother more we could say, we couldnt' even begin to argue.
i sheld out the last 80 dollars to my name, well next to the 8 dollars from before that i spent on a beer.
the best part is that after giving her the money i was obviosuyl pissed off and as she was trying to explain the "rules of montreal" to me, i was jsut ignoring her and getting my jacket and telling nick to grab his cuase we where getting out of there, she gets upset with me, becuase she "didnt want me to be bad at her"
.
.
.
.
i turned to her, opened my mouth, and just walked away, and walked past the super cool bouncer who almost didnt' let me in cuase i was wearing a hoodie.
it was raining, and had been all day
montreal 1 christian 0
PQ you've got some of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen, but fuck you ahha, your traffic is horrible, the shows we played there had 0 promo cuase all the promoters fucked off.
the people i met her that where awsome? all from ontario lol, so i need to meet the ONE cool person from PQ cuase we are going to be doing a 2 week tour in july one of those weeks in PQ and i jsut might loose my mind lol
you'll be home soon no worries