What I learned from my trip to Chicago for Lollapalooza 2010
1) Homeless people have motivation to beg for 8+ hours a day but don't have the motivation to try to bteer themselves with some type of job or education. Here is an idea stop being a drain on society and try to find an opportunity to improve yourself. I do understand that this is not possible in all cases before anyone gets pissy at me. Also very important tip check out a beggers shoes they will tell the truth about their homelessness,most are just lazy shit stains on the fabric of society
2) You can fool a drunk into thinking you took a picture of them hugging a monkey
3)Not all Vagina was created equally, I had the misfortune of seeing big girl vag while eating pizza at lolla. She was not wearing underwear and was not afraid to be un lady like
4)I am getting old and am not built for the heat. My days of all day festivals maybe behind me
5) Body order is an epidemic, For the love of fuck please keep yourself clean I do not want to smell the rotting lunch meat you call arm pits at a concert
6) I would rather piss myself then use a porter potty, these are the most vile enclouseres that were ever created, luckiliy I have jedi mind control when it comes to pissing at events, I can camel for the entire day and use the bathroom when I go to the hotel
7) People can be nice, especially ones from Ohio
8) People from Europe wear clothers that Liberache would think are gay, I have never seen more camel toe and package outline in one vacation then I did in Chicago
9)If you love honking horns angry cabbies and sirens then Chicago is the place for you, I also forgot drag racing at early morning hours
10) The James hotel in Chicago is a very nice and professional hotel
1) Homeless people have motivation to beg for 8+ hours a day but don't have the motivation to try to bteer themselves with some type of job or education. Here is an idea stop being a drain on society and try to find an opportunity to improve yourself. I do understand that this is not possible in all cases before anyone gets pissy at me. Also very important tip check out a beggers shoes they will tell the truth about their homelessness,most are just lazy shit stains on the fabric of society
2) You can fool a drunk into thinking you took a picture of them hugging a monkey
3)Not all Vagina was created equally, I had the misfortune of seeing big girl vag while eating pizza at lolla. She was not wearing underwear and was not afraid to be un lady like
4)I am getting old and am not built for the heat. My days of all day festivals maybe behind me
5) Body order is an epidemic, For the love of fuck please keep yourself clean I do not want to smell the rotting lunch meat you call arm pits at a concert
6) I would rather piss myself then use a porter potty, these are the most vile enclouseres that were ever created, luckiliy I have jedi mind control when it comes to pissing at events, I can camel for the entire day and use the bathroom when I go to the hotel
7) People can be nice, especially ones from Ohio
8) People from Europe wear clothers that Liberache would think are gay, I have never seen more camel toe and package outline in one vacation then I did in Chicago
9)If you love honking horns angry cabbies and sirens then Chicago is the place for you, I also forgot drag racing at early morning hours
10) The James hotel in Chicago is a very nice and professional hotel
and of course, not all vag is created equally, what would be the fun in that?