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I finally got back from Vegas Today, and I am happy to report that everyone made it home in one piece. I can not say that everyone used the best judegmnent on the trip, I however did as always.

What I learned from Vegas

1) When a girl tells you she is not that type of girl, she is lying to you and probably all the other men she had previously told this wonderful line of bullshit to

2) When people are drunk they will fuck anything with a heart beat and a hole, this includes Brazilian male strippers, shitty bartenders with douchbag hair cuts and girls whose vaginas are like throwing a hotdog into the grand canyon.

3) That George Clooney is a really nice guy, I met him before he was shooting a movie, he said hello shook my hand and was very pleasant

4) Women from Eastern Europe and Utah are extremly lovely and friendly not like the c's that are in Massachusetts who will only talk to you if you have abs or a large bank account

5) That tattooed women are sexier than average girls

6) Black jack and roulette will steal your soul

7) That when I tell people I am straight edge they look at me like I just ate their heart.

Had an awesome time and did nothing to embarrass myself, let the pool begin to see which one of my friends contracted the Ninja or the Drip, dirty,dirty, boys and girls