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Sowwy, it happened again.

"What secrets are you hiding behind that devilish grin, Gustavo?"

Okay, unfortunately, no pictures from last night. Fuck, I didn't even manage to go see those bands I was planning on seeing.

BUT, I did go out to a very nice bar about a half hour away from here, and I liked it. Best part was the ridiculously drunk guy that couldn't leave Megann and I alone.

He kept accusing me of being drunk (I had one shot and one drink), and asking if I was driving home. I politely informed him that, Yes, I was driving home, and No, I was sober.

He starts babbling about mushrooms (which is a conversation Megann and I can partake in), but panicked when we mentioned Ecstasy and acid. He claimed that "that shit can kill you", and I totally agree. Just amused that this guy was a beer away from alcohol poisoning.

Then he wanders off for a bit, and my friend Tim shows up, and we begin catching up.

Drunk guy makes his return, calls me an asshole (I'm just a huge dick to people without even realizing it, it's great), and... hits on? Maybe? Hits on Megann.

Somehow, I convinced Megann to tell him that he resembles a box of frogs.

She did it. She also gave him her phone number.

We'll see how that turns out.

Oh! And, by the way - I heard the best pick-up line when I had my furry hat on the other day.

Guy: "You're the hottest bear I've ever seen. Do you shit in the woods?"

I'm ending this on that note.