Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

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My friends took me to the titty bar the other day. Now while I love naked women, I don't like to have to pay for them to wiggle all over me. For some reason I always end up feeling bad for the stripper who never gets a tip or nobody will buy a lap dance from.
_pauly_:
Welcome to the BCB group sir biggrin

Saturday Dec 17, 2005

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Is it me or do all women hate hot dogs? I've lost track of the number of women who have told me that they HATE hot dogs. What gives ladies?

Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

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I'm going to war! President Bush and has cohorts have decided to send me to Iraq. (I'm in the Army Reserve) So far the oddest thing has been mentally trying to divide up all my stuff to see who will get it if something happens to me. I'm also trying to figure out how I feel about possibly getting killed in a war I don't...
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Thursday Dec 08, 2005

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Debbie Gibson was such a hottie! Why the hell did she make me wait 16 years to see her naked?

Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

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Am I wrong to find thong underwear not as sexy on women as bikini underwear?
lori_:
no, thongs aren't especially attractive, i mean...it's fabric stuck in a butt crack tongue
loungesinger:
"fabric stuck in a butt crack" That sounds funny. Almost like you could order it on a menu at the Olive Garden or something. "Yes, I'll have the tour of Italy and the lady will have the fabric stuck in a butt crack. Oh, and could we get more breadsticks and salad please?"

Saturday Nov 12, 2005

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Well, I had about the shittiest birthday I've ever had in my life. Let me put it this way:

I didn't cheat on anybody.
Nobody cheated with me.
I didn't stab anybody in the back.
I didn't try and ruin someone's career

and somehow I end up being the person with no friends. Go figure. Oh well, I guess I'll go drown my sorrows in...
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