loungesinger

The lotion fights continue. My boss seems less than pleased. He would probably chew our asses if he didn't know we were just blowing off steam. I get to go on another mission outside the wire soon. (Can't say where or when so don't ask till it's over) (Even though I'm about the only person who reads this, so I won't tell myself) Anyway, it's...
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I thought the insurgents had forgotten about us, but the mortar attacks are back. Someone left a bottle of hand lotion in the office. Out of boredom and stress we took to having lotion fights. After the bottle ran out we didn't want the fun to end, so we ordered more. Your tax dollars went to buy us 12 bottles of lotion so we can...
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The humanitarian mission went ok. It was very unorganized. We went out to deliver wheelchairs to children. I saw people who really have it rough. The day started with mortar fire and people yelling and ended with children in new wheelchairs and us playing firsbee with the Iraqi Army. How many people can say they played frisbee with the Iraqi Army? When you think of...
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Mortar attacks on a daily basis, do you ever get the feeling you aren't wanted? People are making a lot of money off this war. I'm being sent on a humanitarian mission to a village not too far from here. I wonder how it's going to go?

PS BOOBIES!!

I saw camels and nomads the other day. I really am in the Middle East!

I'm off to Iraq soon. Won't this be a treat! Anybody want me to pick up somthing while I'm out? A loaf of bread or a gallon of milk?

My last fortune cookie said "When you are squeezed what comes out is what is inside" Hmmmm. Just thought I'd tell the world. Anyway, BOOBIES!!!

Love,
Max

The Addams Family or the Munsters?

Famous People I want to see naked:

1. Alysson Hannigan
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Thora Birch
4. Kate Winslet
5. Dabbie Gibson
6. Janeane Garofolo
7. Christina Ricci
8. Danny DiVito (Just thought he'd be entertaining to see naked)
9. Claire Danes

Just a small list for the many readers of this journal. Have a nice day. BOOBIES!!

Love,
Max

You know I really miss MST3K. Now that was one hell of a show. Joel and the bots we need you!! OK, I'm bored and just wanted to put something in the journal for the sake of putting something in the journal. Nobody reads this anyway. BOOBIES!!

Love,
Max