loungesinger

I thought the insurgents had forgotten about us, but the mortar attacks are back. Someone left a bottle of hand lotion in the office. Out of boredom and stress we took to having lotion fights. After the bottle ran out we didn't want the fun to end, so we ordered more. Your tax dollars went to buy us 12 bottles of lotion so we can spray it all over each other. Thanks guys, you really know how to support the troops. The floor of the office is slick as hell. So far we've had fights with:
1. Water
2. Lotion
3. Foot Powder
4. Cans of compressed air
5. Markers

......... war is hell

PS BOOBIES!!!