Am I wrong to find thong underwear not as sexy on women as bikini underwear?
lori_:
no, thongs aren't especially attractive, i mean...it's fabric stuck in a butt crack 
loungesinger:
"fabric stuck in a butt crack" That sounds funny. Almost like you could order it on a menu at the Olive Garden or something. "Yes, I'll have the tour of Italy and the lady will have the fabric stuck in a butt crack. Oh, and could we get more breadsticks and salad please?"