1. Alysson Hannigan
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Thora Birch
4. Kate Winslet
5. Dabbie Gibson
6. Janeane Garofolo
7. Christina Ricci
8. Danny DiVito (Just thought he'd be entertaining to see naked)
9. Claire Danes
Just a small list for the many readers of this journal. Have a nice day. BOOBIES!!
You know I really miss MST3K. Now that was one hell of a show. Joel and the bots we need you!! OK, I'm bored and just wanted to put something in the journal for the sake of putting something in the journal. Nobody reads this anyway. BOOBIES!!
My friends took me to the titty bar the other day. Now while I love naked women, I don't like to have to pay for them to wiggle all over me. For some reason I always end up feeling bad for the stripper who never gets a tip or nobody will buy a lap dance from.
I'm going to war! President Bush and has cohorts have decided to send me to Iraq. (I'm in the Army Reserve) So far the oddest thing has been mentally trying to divide up all my stuff to see who will get it if something happens to me. I'm also trying to figure out how I feel about possibly getting killed in a war I don't... Read More
"fabric stuck in a butt crack" That sounds funny. Almost like you could order it on a menu at the Olive Garden or something. "Yes, I'll have the tour of Italy and the lady will have the fabric stuck in a butt crack. Oh, and could we get more breadsticks and salad please?"