louisthunter

Okay, so it's almost 3am and I can't sleep. Since I can't play guitar (people are sleeping in the other room) and I already masterbated, what's left?

The Tickle Your Brain by Emode: IQ Test! That's right, I took this motherfucker and I took it seriously - no looking shit up or cheating. I barely graduated high school and I want to know exactly how stupid I am. So, what did Emode have to say?

"Congratulations, Louis!
Your IQ score is 133

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results."

Sort of sounds like bullshit to me, my math is terrible. If it had said "Like Plato, you are adept at beating off constantly", that I might buy. And what I really want to know is, which questions did I fucking get right? All this thing made me want to do is take a real IQ test.

Now I'm going to try to get some sleep. This "Visionary Philosopher" is hoping to dream of a double penetration ending in a creampie...or maybe a snowball.

Good night everyone.