I'm in California, fuck, the weather is perfect. I can go running outside now, that's important to me.
When I was 18 I had to do 240 community service hours because I got pulled over with a friend and our car happened to be filled neck high with plastic santas, snowmen, pinwheels, wisemen and baby jesuses. We had just finished a "scavenger hunt" for plastic lawn ornaments and were on the way to my place to light 'em up. The coppers took us to the cop-shop and shot a group photo of us theives surrounded by our prize. The cops laughed, the judge did not. I worked for free fulltime for 6 weeks. When the judge told us it would be 240 hours each, my friend, Aaron, said "I'd rather go to jail", made me laugh out loud. I haven't thought about that in a long time. I told my mom that story last night, she's a cool lady.
To anyone that might be offended by the previous paragragh, know I've grown up a lot in the last 9 years.
To anyone who finds it funny, know my sense of humor is still pretty immature. Sorry Jesus.
Lou
When I was 18 I had to do 240 community service hours because I got pulled over with a friend and our car happened to be filled neck high with plastic santas, snowmen, pinwheels, wisemen and baby jesuses. We had just finished a "scavenger hunt" for plastic lawn ornaments and were on the way to my place to light 'em up. The coppers took us to the cop-shop and shot a group photo of us theives surrounded by our prize. The cops laughed, the judge did not. I worked for free fulltime for 6 weeks. When the judge told us it would be 240 hours each, my friend, Aaron, said "I'd rather go to jail", made me laugh out loud. I haven't thought about that in a long time. I told my mom that story last night, she's a cool lady.
To anyone that might be offended by the previous paragragh, know I've grown up a lot in the last 9 years.
To anyone who finds it funny, know my sense of humor is still pretty immature. Sorry Jesus.
Lou
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I still think that story's pretty funny.