3 good songs to get me through all the hot air that you are pontificating in my direction. I really don't care to know how well your girlfriend can give you a great blowjob through her pussy. which in some countries I think thats called sex (fucking, making a porno without the camera*, bumping uglies, steaming oysters*,etc...), so I don't think that counts as fellatio.
on another note, old people pull clever scams. they really enjoy watching me "bake my clams"...no shit!
* I suppose that is up for debate