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Sunday Dec 17, 2006

Dec 17, 2006
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fuck yea. i'm done with this semester. now i have five weeks in the twin cities. i started it out right by sleeping until 1 pm.

i also celebrated by getting faced and while going between parties i thought it'd be a sweet idea to run. that sweet idea ended when i tripped and sort of slammed my face on the pavement. now i look like a toddler that's learning to walk. i have a good sized scrape on my chin and on my knees. somehow, i also scraped my tit. most importantly, i obviously did not catch my fall at all with my hands, which are fine.

salvation army bell ringer: merry-woa, what happend to your face?
me: i fell. i was running.
bell ringer: (looks confused).
me: it was really dark.
bell ringer: well, i guess your christmas present is that you didn't knock out your teeth.
me: happy holidays to you to.
4nik8:
All I want for christmas it your two front teeth.

Dec 17, 2006

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