Have you ever actually sat down and thought about Grimace? You know, Grimace from the McDonald's commericals? Just the the fuck is Grimace, anyway? I mean, all the other characters in McDonaldland are clearly explained. A clown. A bird. Anthropomorhic food items. A burglar. All makes at least a little sense. But what about Grimace?
According to the McDonald's website:
Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald's best friend. He's sure Ronald is the world's ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald's foods, he's absolutely crazy about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he's a little slow and clumsy sometimes.
Okay, great. WAY TO AVOID THE QUESTION, MICKEY-DEES! WAY TO FUCKING GO!
I want to know what Grimace is, and I want to know NOW.
According to the McDonald's website:
Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald's best friend. He's sure Ronald is the world's ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald's foods, he's absolutely crazy about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he's a little slow and clumsy sometimes.
Okay, great. WAY TO AVOID THE QUESTION, MICKEY-DEES! WAY TO FUCKING GO!
I want to know what Grimace is, and I want to know NOW.
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Specimen 1540?
Barney the Dinosaur.