I met a girl on the computer.
Wait it gets worse.
I kind of like her.
Yeah, at this point I'm amazed I don't live in my parents basement.
Who knows, we'll probably meet in person, she'll vomit on me and slash my tires.
That'd be something right.
A story worth telling.
I once went on a "date" with a computer woman, mind you a...
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Wait it gets worse.
I kind of like her.
Yeah, at this point I'm amazed I don't live in my parents basement.
Who knows, we'll probably meet in person, she'll vomit on me and slash my tires.
That'd be something right.
A story worth telling.
I once went on a "date" with a computer woman, mind you a...
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atraxion:
Hey you did not?
clio:
i couldn't agree more. thank you for the sweet words
today, I am sick.
Have you ever watched House, when you're sick.
It's a hypochondriac's wet dream.
I myself am pretty sure I have Lymphoma, and some sort of mold allergy going on right now.
TV is so fucking useful.
hope springs something clever
cool, bitches
Have you ever watched House, when you're sick.
It's a hypochondriac's wet dream.
I myself am pretty sure I have Lymphoma, and some sort of mold allergy going on right now.
TV is so fucking useful.
hope springs something clever
cool, bitches
suri:
at least its not Lupus 
TV is pretty darn near the last bastion of joy for me.
I watch it's shows religiously.
I sing it's theme songs.
I fetishize larger and flatter televisions than my own.
It's cheaper than crack.
and lasts so much longer.
I've bored myself with this loveletter to tv.
I just re-read the first sentence, briefly questioned whether I spelled "bastion" correctly or not, then re-lived...
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I watch it's shows religiously.
I sing it's theme songs.
I fetishize larger and flatter televisions than my own.
It's cheaper than crack.
and lasts so much longer.
I've bored myself with this loveletter to tv.
I just re-read the first sentence, briefly questioned whether I spelled "bastion" correctly or not, then re-lived...
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meandmycharms:
Come sweep me off my feet. I'll follow you anywhere. We can elope. i want you, I want you so bad.
snarky:
Hahah I am sorry, I have been using that word for about.. 7 years now?
Hahahah I honestly thought I was cool enough and made it up myself?
You should hear me say it, its pretty bad ass then.
hahah
Hahahah I honestly thought I was cool enough and made it up myself?
You should hear me say it, its pretty bad ass then.
hahah
I've recently decided to go to las vegas for a video retailer convention.
I know, doesn't it sound exciting.
Anyhow, what I'm really "enthused" about is the place where you can pay to shoot guns. Pretty much any gun.
I've never fired a real weapon, so this would be the last step in my transition to bruce willis.
Not hookers, or drinks, or cards.
I'm...
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I know, doesn't it sound exciting.
Anyhow, what I'm really "enthused" about is the place where you can pay to shoot guns. Pretty much any gun.
I've never fired a real weapon, so this would be the last step in my transition to bruce willis.
Not hookers, or drinks, or cards.
I'm...
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suri:
do you light candles? play Sade?
what kind of lovemakeing is this?
what kind of lovemakeing is this?
snarky:
How are you doing, dear?
I just watched the first two episodes of the new season of One Tree Hill. And you know what...
It was fucking awesome.
They're all grown up, living their lives full of responsiblilty and despair, but they make it work.
I don't like to think of myself as sad for living and dying by the lives of imaginary twentysomethings.
I prefer to think of myself...
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It was fucking awesome.
They're all grown up, living their lives full of responsiblilty and despair, but they make it work.
I don't like to think of myself as sad for living and dying by the lives of imaginary twentysomethings.
I prefer to think of myself...
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snarky:
Thank you for comment, babe :]
I appreciate it, a lot.
And things are starting to slowly look up. I have realized who my true friends are, etc..
How are you doing?
One tree hill, ehhh?
Have you ever seen Dexter or Weeds?
AMAZING!
I appreciate it, a lot.
And things are starting to slowly look up. I have realized who my true friends are, etc..
How are you doing?
One tree hill, ehhh?
Have you ever seen Dexter or Weeds?
AMAZING!
i have a headache.
again.
got to watch some tv, pack, eat some popcorn.
i hope everyone in the whole world has an awesome day today.
cool bitches,
again.
got to watch some tv, pack, eat some popcorn.
i hope everyone in the whole world has an awesome day today.
cool bitches,
cherrybug:
happy birthday! 
I very much wish life were easy.
I'm moving again.
People are disappointed in me.
People are happy I'm coming back.
All I want to do is watch the first episode of the new season of One Tree Hill tomorrow.
Oh no, I've got to go to fucking dinner with my fucking family.
I guess the important part is that it makes sense to me....
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I'm moving again.
People are disappointed in me.
People are happy I'm coming back.
All I want to do is watch the first episode of the new season of One Tree Hill tomorrow.
Oh no, I've got to go to fucking dinner with my fucking family.
I guess the important part is that it makes sense to me....
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I'm making what most people will call a huge mistake.
I disagree.
I mean isn't it better to have a job you like than a job where you could possibly make a gazillion dollars.
gazillion of course being piece pay.
and yes, I have to leave some things behind.
But that is the way it works.
always will be.
it's vague, it's maudlin, I like...
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I disagree.
I mean isn't it better to have a job you like than a job where you could possibly make a gazillion dollars.
gazillion of course being piece pay.
and yes, I have to leave some things behind.
But that is the way it works.
always will be.
it's vague, it's maudlin, I like...
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rockezi:
love the stog flick... <3
chloe:
Um, YEAH, Trixie and I actually have a new video that we've been waiting for over a month to put up- SGs video thingie has been broken for that long!!
Where oh where can my baby be?
Hmmm.
Not literal baby, you understand, but more the cutesy nickname for one's significant other.
Where's that fucking baby.
There have been girls, sure, but none that I really wanted to stick around.
Know what I'm saying.
It could all be that I'm dead inside,
But maybe I just haven't met the right girl.
What would ross from...
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Hmmm.
Not literal baby, you understand, but more the cutesy nickname for one's significant other.
Where's that fucking baby.
There have been girls, sure, but none that I really wanted to stick around.
Know what I'm saying.
It could all be that I'm dead inside,
But maybe I just haven't met the right girl.
What would ross from...
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tiwi62764:
Thanks for your coment on my hopeful set. I'm sure you'll find your baby. and once you do it's gonna be awsomeeeee
I think one blog per year is the magic number.
Who knows, I might fuck that up, because I'm feeling so goddamn chatty.
Maybe it's because I only talk to cats all day.
Maybe it's because when the small child riding his bike around the school across the street from my house rode right the fuck up to me, screeched his little fucking brakes and...
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Who knows, I might fuck that up, because I'm feeling so goddamn chatty.
Maybe it's because I only talk to cats all day.
Maybe it's because when the small child riding his bike around the school across the street from my house rode right the fuck up to me, screeched his little fucking brakes and...
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