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Sunday Dec 09, 2007

Dec 9, 2007
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Dec. 14 2007

I can't make this stuff up. Listen to common citizens who watched the Democratic debate on FOX of all places yesterday. About 90% of them say Barack won the debate and that they are now for him.

This really might happen.





The time is now and all of that and Barack Obama is looking strong and able. Able to win, able to lead, and lead us out of these dark ages we've fallen into with our current resident idiot and the evil behind it.

I have raised cash for him. I have had a party and will be having another.

DUDES. I also got up one day at 5am and rode in a van that went 6 hours into the heart of Iowa. The van was driven by a crazy recovering speed addict who hit a deer and scared us all to death. For the ride home, you better believe this slick chick worked her stuff to get the keys from that freak so *I* could drive the 8 of us back safely.

What I saw there was utter poverty, bleak and empty, factories in the area had closed and few people were employed at a level were they could make ends meet. The area was racially integrated, and what was amazing was that of the doors we went to, NO ONE was for Hilary. I expected to hear a lot of people were undecided, or wanted Edwards. But the Iowans I met cared abt the war, taxes, health care, and how their paychecks did not enable them to make ends meet. They all said they wanted change and wanted someone who could make hard changes. They said they wanted Barack Obama.

They even let us put signs in their yards. Old white widowed ladies put signs for Barack. Young working class families with pick-up trucks in their front yards put a Barack sign next to the truck. Black families put Barakc signs in their front yards. One person had a Hilary sign. Only one.

The thing they say abt Iowans is that they are practical and want the candidate they think can win. DO they know something the rest of the US hasn't caught onto?

And Hilary has just brought out Chelsea to help. Talk abt desperation tongue

POLITICAL GOSSIP for the 5 of you who care: At a small chi-chi venue on friday night, Barack said that Michael Bloomberg would not be his running mate, but that he would be pleased to have him in his administration. HE also said that if Hilary is the democratic nominee, Bloomberg WILL consider running as an independent!

Can we do the right thing? Can we decide not to be complacent and let teh same people keep mucking things up? Can we dare to elect change??



What do these political fools find funny? check below to see what they say when the Associated Press asks all candidates for their favorite jokes. AM I right that my main man has the only funny one?

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The Associated Press asked them to tell a favorite joke, most on the spot, in a series of interviews about their personal side. Or, if not a joke, then a story that loosens people up.

DEMOCRATS:

New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (smiling): "I'm not going to tell you."

Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards (gesturing, Southern accent in full fly): "This guy's driving down a country road and he looks over and there's this farmer holding his hog, holding his hog up to an apple tree. And the guy pulls over - he's a city guy - he pulls over and walks over and he says, 'What are you doing?' And the guy's straining. He's holding the hog. His face is red and he said, 'Feeding my hog.' And he said, 'Feeding your hog?' He said, 'Now dunnit take a lot of time? Holding the hog up to an apple tree to feed him, dunnit take a lot of time?' He says, 'Time don't mean nothing to a damned old hog.'"

Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, reacting to word that he and Vice President Dick Cheney might be distant relatives: "He's the black sheep of the family."

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson: "My wife told me I'm doing well in a recent poll in New Mexico. I asked her how, since I'm never there. I'm always out of the state campaigning for president. And she told me that's exactly why I'm doing well."

REPUBLICANS:

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: Campaign says his favorite joke is "the most recent one that made him laugh."

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: "Probably the one, and it's a true story, telling about riding a bobsled at the Olympic track at Salt Lake City in February of 2001, one year before the Olympics. ... It's pretty funny because I had never seen a bobsled until I was in one. It was the most horrifying moment I think I ever had in my entire life. But I think when I tell the story, people can imagine themselves in a similar situation and I usually I get a pretty good laugh out of it."

Arizona Sen. John McCain: "Long story about a guy walking into a bar and noticing another guy at the end. They strike up a conversation and notice many similarities. Another guy walks in later and asks the bartender about the commotion. 'Oh, that's just the O'Reilly brothers getting drunk again.'"

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, referring to his wife: "Well, the best one, of course, is the, 'Ann, did you in your wildest dreams see me running for president?' And then I say that she says, 'You weren't in my wildest dreams.' That gets the best response."

Former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson: Favorite joke is "presidential debates," campaign says.




SO....

let's get personal for a moment, ok? Look, it is the christmas season... not everyone celebrates it and that is fine... I do from the perspective of a Pagan ritual only.

But here is my complaint: what does it take to get kissed under the mistle toe by someone other that your dad?

I've been waiting my whole damn life for that kiss....



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kingskottie:
hola. i'm skottie phaust... saying HI. word up!!
Dec 17, 2007
kingskottie:
hola... saying hi again... loving yr pics... how cute are you!!!?? heh. love
Dec 18, 2007

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