lostjunkshot

Not much here, I'm drunk. But for fun, here's a small thing for ya.

Everytime I hit the drink,
I take in more than I should, I think,
At least I do from what I can remember,
but my last memory dates back to November.

Do I drink too much, do I drink too hard?
Do I drink like this because I'm a retard?
I'm a drunk, yes I know, you shouldn't make fun,
Cause half of your family is also one.

I find joy in the bottle, horaaay beer,
When it fills up my belly, I have no fear,
But my fearlessness is just a fluke,
it has faded now cause I have to puke.

Awww, man, that's gross, no kisses for me,
and just look at all of the cute girls that I see,
So I will drink till I see them no more, vision black,
and pass out to drunken dreams, flat on my back.

Cheers everyone!