lostidentity

Lemme tell you a joke while I ponder when the last time my birthday was a memorable one:

This guy is out in his backyard doing some gardening work with his shovel, when the next door neighbor's kid approaches the fence and asks him "what are you doing?"

Man: I'm gardening with my shovel.
Kid: Oh, my dad has two of those.

Next day, the man was watering with the hose when the kid approaches the fence again:

Kid: what are you doing?
Man: I'm watering the garden with the hose.
Kid: Oh, my dad has two of those.

Next day, the man was taking a leak, when again the neighbor's kid approaches the fence:

Kid: what are you doing?
Man: I'm taking a leak.
Kid: whats that?
Man: Thats my thingy, and don't tell me that your dad has two of those cause I will flip out!
Kid: No, he doesn't have two of those, but his is twice as big as yours.

My birthday's are really uneventful. The last time I had a party for one was about eight years ago. Nothing exciting, just got drunk. I didn't really do anything on my b-day.

I am so godammnnned proud of myself for my cooking. I made some meatballs and potatoes and they are fucking awesome!