WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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xhavokx:
i just hope that we get it... the sellers needed a little more time 
missmarina:
Have fun?
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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sarahjane:
Fuck if I could afford it Id buy my self a pair!
ouioui:
I would love to! Where and when?
Joke of the Day !
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
foxee:
HAHAHAHA!!! Thats something i would totally say!!! 
Thank you for the laugh, and YES make-up sex followed soon after we made up 
Thank you for the laugh, and YES make-up sex followed soon after we made up
missmarina:
hahahahaha. nice. 
Was off work the last 2 day's 
Didn't think it was worth going in and passing on what I had. I did watch a lot of tv and sleep 
Didn't think it was worth going in and passing on what I had. I did watch a lot of tv and sleep VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ouioui:
Man, that sucks to be sick... I am gonna be fine by the way. Thanks... 
100xproofxwoman:
awwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cute!!! thats teacup yorkie though . . i did get one i had her briefly until she was stolen why does that always seem to happen to me?
why does that always seem to happen to me?VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
phedra:
I totally agree, new things rock. I have already taken your advise and am soon going to have that seventh cat. Pretty Pretty motorcycle!
Phe
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frost:
If Harley made a airline would you fly it ???
it is an...not a! learn gramma!
and you can bet your pretty little ass i would!
it is an...not a! learn gramma!
and you can bet your pretty little ass i would!
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ouioui:
I am okay I just feel over whelmed.. Still am in need of some fun. How are you?
arina:
I know you meant Tera Patrick not Tera Reid lol!! Thank you so much your such a sweetie Actually the last time I went to a club a guy stopped me & told me that I looked like her.....Happy weds to you !
Actually the last time I went to a club a guy stopped me & told me that I looked like her.....Happy weds to you ! 
user304975207:
If I bought that, ya think Id give it to someone? You crazy man.
Damn,the holiday is over . I wonder if I can use the bad food routine for getting a other day off
. I wonder if I can use the bad food routine for getting a other day off VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
frost:
i was supposed to already be there...but now it is looking like sept
sarahjane:
awww. anything you want dear!