3rd Grader's Daddy
Little David was in his 3rd grade class in Newport Beach, when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up .. fireman, policeman, Salesman,doctor,lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes off all his...
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Little David was in his 3rd grade class in Newport Beach, when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up .. fireman, policeman, Salesman,doctor,lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, and takes off all his...
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Prison & Work
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay...
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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay...
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erikawithak:
heehee now i see the bright side of being unemployed!
thank you for the comment
heehee now i see the bright side of being unemployed!
thank you for the comment
happycherries:
Thanks for the sweet comments and emails!!! 
Now,that I just got my DSL up and running I would like to try IP phone calls. There's this product Skype that let's you do high quality phone calls over your pc. All you need is a headset with mic on it(and of course DSL or cable modem). The user stay anonymous at all times while using this product. The biggest thing about this product...
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lostanddazed:
I think am blessed to have the set of friends on my friends list. I can only hope to be worthy of their friendship. Look how cute they all are 
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kinkypussykat:
i am here sweetie....just been real busy ...promise a decent journal update and some new pics over the weekend!
for now...i must get some sleep! the screen is beginning to blur and that can never be a good thing hehe!
ciao for now
KPK
xoxox
for now...i must get some sleep!
the screen is beginning to blur and that can never be a good thing hehe!
ciao for now
KPK
xoxox
Damn, I have DSL up and running now..... I should have all of the porn in the world downloaded by midnight tonight,but what will I have left to do tomorrow??
I should have all of the porn in the world downloaded by midnight tonight,but what will I have left to do tomorrow?? 
isadore:
I'll always choose a CD!! I freakin' LOVE music!!!
it's sunday,and what will happen today. Will the sun come out???. I havn't seen the sun in 2 weeks. Sometimes I think I live in Portland or Washington St 
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oddproxy:
i may never look at pork the same way again... 
isadore:
Thanks for the compliment!! Interesting user pic ya got tharr!! Heh!
I have been reborn!!!!
kinkypussykat:
hehehe here you go....u asked for them untied....so here they are...
hehe hope u like!
[Edited on Apr 11, 2004 3:22AM]
hehe hope u like! [Edited on Apr 11, 2004 3:22AM]
I'm putting a new resume together. In doing this I'm looking at the things I do during a work day. Starts like this: look at porn on my computer,download porn on my computer,go to lunch,naptime after lunch,watch more porn,and then throw dollar bills on the floor waiting for cute girls to come by and bend over to pick them up . What do you think...
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kr1ssyk1tty:
hey perv boy i already peirced that... 
sluttygoodgirl:
.......three.........!
It's saturday and a other day without the sun. It's maybe 5 days where we had little or no sun. Five days but to me it seens like a year(remember I think in pig years). Someone send me some sun!!
eternalkrista:
i will do a sun dance for you to welcome shiney warm rays. you are such a sweetie pie if the sun doesnt come out i will dress in tin foil and light bulbs and shine myself!
I just added a photoset. I hope someone from GS will see it and ask me to be a SG girl or guy. I hope everyone likes it
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jerawyn:
thanks for stopping by...You can only look so much at a pig with large gentialia before it starts getting weird 
j/k Glad to hear there's a someone in there!
j/k Glad to hear there's a someone in there!
sluttygoodgirl:
You keep asking me for a pic.....when are we going to see one of you????
[Edited on Apr 03, 2004 8:20AM]
[Edited on Apr 03, 2004 8:20AM]
Have to tell you a funny storry. I was taking the plane back for Phoenix to LA last friday,and this cute 17 year old girl sat next to me. We started to talk about everything. Maybe 1/2 way into the trip...she farted . Her face turned red !!!!. What do we do...or say???
. Her face turned red !!!!. What do we do...or say???
eternalkrista:
ha ha i would just blame it on the dog!! who cares if he isnt around at the time. so an mis tech huh? eww i hate making those calls they think i am a dummy. but who cares cause i am! those ears are great.
fiesty:
o0o Krista signed your journal lixxxxxxxxxxx she so sexy!!! Huggss kitty hope you are doing well!!!
[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 5:01PM]