loriekelly

It's 5:44 AM. Why am I awake? Because, I made a very "college" decision. My DD had to take the regents today. At 8 something in the morning. So we couldn't stay out late. My friend's house that I was drinking at, def. started drinking at like 4 something. So when I got there, I decided to get really drunk, really quick to fit in. Actually, I didn't think I got that drunk. I had 2 shot and 2 drinks. LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!! BUT in my defense, I made the drinks. In my drinks I put......
2 shots Diet Sunkist
almost 2 shots peach rum
and 2 shots peach shnaps.
You should try that shit. It was amazing. And real strong. So my point was, that I don't remember getting home. But I shouldn't have been that drunk. And I left my phone somewhere. Which is literally painful for me. And I missed my planned booty call. Yeah, planned. But it's a good thing. I'm trying to stop having sex with that guy. Problem is, he's really good. And I love really good sex. Who doesn't?
To ramble on: (Since I've woken up from my passed out state ( I slept with the lights on, didn't wash my face which I ALWAYS do OR brush my teeth) ) I have always had really good lovers. I've only had sex with one person who was bad and it was a one night stand. I think they were bad on purpose because they were an asshole though. But everyone else I had sex with was friggin awesome. Maybe sex is something that's hard to mess up????? AND to clarify! I have not had sex with that many people. Probably because when I find someone to have sex with (or be in a relationship with.... why do you have to be both usually???? I mean, that's no fun) I stay with them for a long time BECAUSE they're good at sex. And I like that. I love sex. Damn, I'm still drunk. Gotta work on that one.