lorie

My new icon, I'm such a whore!

I haven't really had sushi for almost 4 months...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? My birthday is coming up, so I decided to wait until then so I can make this a special occasion. A reunion between my tastebuds and the fresh, enticing, orgasmic flavor of raw fish. It will be an occasion I'm sure of it.

Yesterday I saw this video clip of a porn where a woman was masturbating, and then all of a sudden this fucking fountain of water shoots out her vag. Sorry if this happens to you, but whoa. That is some of the freakiest shit i've ever seen. I don't think I could even hang. that could seriously injur someone's eye. YOU COULD POKE YOUR EYE OUT.

I need some balls.

I realized this morning that I like to terrorize the people around me. Shit that I think is funny, is never really funny to other people. I have no filter, which is enjoyable to me. Life is funny. People are funny, and frustrating, and evil and beautiful. fun shit.

I really suck at geography, i really need to study up, it's embarassing.