The people here are friendly, the house and neighbourhood are nice, but this place is a prison.
This weekend, I'm going to do *something* interesting. Something.
Internet dating hasn't really been the source of hilarity I was hoping for. There actually is a palpable sense of desperation in some of these mails. There was a deluge for the first four days, and then nothing. I'm old news, there's new and exciting product on the shelf this week. I do have someone who 'winks' at me persistently, but I can only conclude this girl is a complete winker. I don't even have some total cracked out stalker yet. Man is this dull.
The cutest mails are the ones from singapore and china written in crazy broken english. "i love eating pizza, it gets my digestion quickly". I'm really not so sure that would be desirable in a relationship. Or the 6000 mile commute.
..actually, the fact that I can manufacture in my head a good reason not to reply to each and every one of these girls probably goes some way to explaining why I'm still single...
One of my friends from university is having a kid. Ladies and gentlemen, we got old and nobody notified us. WE WERE UNAWARES!
This weekend, I'm going to do *something* interesting. Something.
Internet dating hasn't really been the source of hilarity I was hoping for. There actually is a palpable sense of desperation in some of these mails. There was a deluge for the first four days, and then nothing. I'm old news, there's new and exciting product on the shelf this week. I do have someone who 'winks' at me persistently, but I can only conclude this girl is a complete winker. I don't even have some total cracked out stalker yet. Man is this dull.
The cutest mails are the ones from singapore and china written in crazy broken english. "i love eating pizza, it gets my digestion quickly". I'm really not so sure that would be desirable in a relationship. Or the 6000 mile commute.
..actually, the fact that I can manufacture in my head a good reason not to reply to each and every one of these girls probably goes some way to explaining why I'm still single...
One of my friends from university is having a kid. Ladies and gentlemen, we got old and nobody notified us. WE WERE UNAWARES!
an winker huh? that is an utterly cute expression. I hope that your Prison is not treating you too badly!
hmmm. well, i hope your fourth was good at any rate.
i did nothing exciting. i worked.
and slept. and woke up to... you guessed it.. my neighbors humping.
to which i exclaimed my favorite word.
FUCK!!!
what you up to today??