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I wish I had an airship. One that could shoot down fleeing women and children. That would be so cool. I wish I had an airship.

Rocking out, driving around all night. The life of a dude, nothing new. I am going to try keeping my journals and messages short from now on due to the fact that my spelling, grammer and overall being really bad at writing. That is all, say what you have to, then LEAVE!!!!

Hey all you future slaves out there. So I have been thinking today alot about dreams, goals; the things that most of us losers give up for a family or something stupid like that. I was also giving some thought about how are dreams, depening on what there are or far we are willing to reach for them, make us fuller, liveler people. Maybe it...
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Hey I had such a heavy metal all-hallows eve!! Spent most the night driving around town rocking out to full blown speakers pupping power metal. At one point I was driving from the passenger's seat because my buddy was to busy air guitaring to drive, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Then it was back to one of my budy's place where drinks, dugs, video games and...
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ALRIGHT!!!!! I sceam with a fury that can not be mach by anyone! Last night I went with my buddy to a recording for his band Valkyries' Cry. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I finally got to meet the other band members too, great guys. We went to bar after to down some cold ones. It was a pretty funny site because the bar rythm guitarest...
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Well it is time for the annual room cleaning. I will soon brave the deeppest dark caverns of my room in order to please the owner of the hovel in which I take up residance. Other then that my like has been a bit boar...ding on the edge of non stop exterme, in your face action. I have finally got the hang of those dasterly...
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I am back fools, and so is Halloween. The greatest of all holiday. Way better then those pussy holidays like Chrisman or Easter. What other time of year can you dress up like some thing awesome, such as Satan or Mothra. You also get really cool stuff like axes, swords and axe-swords made of skulls!!! Fuck, Halloween is so Heavy Metal that I need to...
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Hey scum bags Im back. Dont worry I am not going to kill you today. Anyways I am finaly get the hang of arprggios for those who know anything about guitars. So very soon I can start kicking it with some twisted mother fucking metal solos. As well as shooting out laser beams out of my guitar that kill on contact. I also have been...
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Today has been a great day for I, DAVEDOR the AWESOME. For I was triumphant over my nemesis, the ever annoying spy wear! Yes the long battle ended in my favor at sunrise today. The spy wear gave a good fight but my men fought like demons who just got feeces thrown at them so they where really pissed. Yet alas I fear that a...
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Breaking news!!! My armys are on the move! Parts of many countries are now occupied by Skull Army. Thanks to are change-o-ray guns we have seen little to no restance from the populance. If you are wondering what the Change-o-ray does I'll tell you. It changes normal douches bag like people into awesome dudes or dudettes like in the Twisted Sister video. Yes my people...
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