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lordwarlord

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Friday Apr 15, 2005

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From Pandora's box come the images of the god of awesome! I warn you know, once your mortal eyes look apon them you my turn into a bubbling pile of ooze!
Now let me tell you a tale of a great battle long ago.

It was a dark and stormy night. One of those nights that you could almost hear the sound of cracking of giant's skulls of the mighty hammer of Thor. This mattered not, for DAVEDOR had purpose and could not stop. DAVEDOR was riding fast through the forest of pain, when he was ambushed by a band of bandits out to make an easy buck. DAVEDOR quickly jumped off his horse and took up arms!

The men seeing how quickly DAVEDOR was able to gain back control of the situtation became startled. DAVEDOR seeing their fearful hearts, intiested them on. Calling their mothers whores and fathers cowards. Laughing thoughout the whole process without fear.

The first one to attack DAVEDOR is quickly slayed. DAVEDOR licking the blood of his sword with a morbid joy.

Suddenly out of no where more bandits appear. Surounding DAVEDOR, who laughs at them as he puts on his helm of power. Which then lighting explodes from his body, releasing his true power!

Now the real battle has begun, for only one man will be allowed to walk awy from this place. DAVEDOR brings down his mighty blade, crushing the heads of his enemies!

There is only two now, DAVEDOR, and one of the bandits. He is better then the rest, seeing how he is still alive. It is a long battle, but little does the man know, that it is long because DAVEDOR lets it be.

Now the battle is over, all but DAVEDOR are dead! DAVEDOR THE DESTROYER WILL NEVER FAIL! ALL WILL FALL AT HIS HAND! ARRR!!!
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deathwatchz:
seems like a pretty reasonable request. I hadn't typically considered spendin time conversing with someone who wasnt previously on my friends list, and often put them on there because it helped to serve as a reminder as to who i found very interesting, and wanted to keep a check up on to make future comments. either way, you seem like a pretty cool guy, and you have as much as an interest in weapons as i do it seems. beyond all of the reasons i decided to ask to be added, you have a nice list of people who are friends who seem to have similar interests as well, and i went off of their opinions somewhat to base my decision. beyond all the reasoning and whatnot, its gotta be an agreement for an add, so ill run off of your decision in the end. i do have to ask though, how much of your weaponry is actual combat-grade, how much is display-grade, and how much is mock weapons?
Apr 24, 2005
0theamazingrando:
Keep up those sexy pictures, big daddy! Keep them up for all time so that we may behold the greatness for many years to come!
Apr 24, 2005

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