I have never been so happy to be wrong before in my life! So some of you know that I thought I had a very big problem on my hands but it was all a misunderstanding. I OFF THE FUCKING HOOK BITCH! HAIL SATAN! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yes it seams that the name of the class has a one letter differnce so it is in total different places! I have never been more glad not to see my sister in my life! HA! I have lucked out once more, I must be blessed by the norns! Oh thank all the gods. Well I think you all get an idea how happy I am. I am off then, NOT to get into trouble.
So I have come to the conclution that I am all powerful, due to the fact that I am green.
Just like the hulk, I too can defy gravity, pull bolders out of nowhere; even when I am in a place were I shouldnt be able to, like a space ship or a submerine. An I would like to state that the certain fools that would challange my awesome powers of awesome will be crush with my might axe! So no longer with I look aside when you slander my name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortals! I DAVEDOR THE GREEN, will play riffs of doom that will rip off your heads and stick them up your asses! CRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMM!
To all my groupies and minions, I wish you all a good Valentine's Day. Although we all know that none of us care. That's why next year instead of Valentine's Day, I am going to raise the dead and have them feed on the living. Why you ask, because I dont want to be botherd by anyone that wants me to get them an over priced box of crapy chocolate, and the sex organs of plants. I have come to the conclustion that if everyone is being attacked by zombies, no one is going to care if I didnt send the a Pot of Gold-nuggets. Plus no one will be getting anyone anything because of the zombies and all, so my plan help out others that just dont care but hate the post Valentine's Day assault that everyone, that doesnt go out of their way for some shit they just dont care about, deals with. Just letting you all know now so you have a chance to stock up before the "last" Valentine's Day.
So I have come to the conclution that I am all powerful, due to the fact that I am green.
Just like the hulk, I too can defy gravity, pull bolders out of nowhere; even when I am in a place were I shouldnt be able to, like a space ship or a submerine. An I would like to state that the certain fools that would challange my awesome powers of awesome will be crush with my might axe! So no longer with I look aside when you slander my name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortals! I DAVEDOR THE GREEN, will play riffs of doom that will rip off your heads and stick them up your asses! CRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMM!
To all my groupies and minions, I wish you all a good Valentine's Day. Although we all know that none of us care. That's why next year instead of Valentine's Day, I am going to raise the dead and have them feed on the living. Why you ask, because I dont want to be botherd by anyone that wants me to get them an over priced box of crapy chocolate, and the sex organs of plants. I have come to the conclustion that if everyone is being attacked by zombies, no one is going to care if I didnt send the a Pot of Gold-nuggets. Plus no one will be getting anyone anything because of the zombies and all, so my plan help out others that just dont care but hate the post Valentine's Day assault that everyone, that doesnt go out of their way for some shit they just dont care about, deals with. Just letting you all know now so you have a chance to stock up before the "last" Valentine's Day.
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YOU ARE SOOOOOO COOL
*runs away scared*