Alright so I havent updated in awhile since I have been hurting for something to right about. Low and behold I found one of those list that everyone has been doing, but at lest this one isnt half bad. An I also dont have to use my brain thanks to it. Thanks Martina, you have saved me from blowing what little brains cells I have left. As for the rest of you, 
. Yup, eye beams and bad breath, really bad mornning breath!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. DAVEDOR THE DESTROYER
2. DEAD BEAT DAVE
3. LORD WARLORD
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I dont pee my bed
2. I am freaking awesome
3. I am a Viking
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My grammer sucks only in conparision to my spelling
2. Too lazy to care
3. I am very vain
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. India
2. Valhalla
3. Canada
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. People that dont do anything out of the ordinary
2. This thing inside my pants
3. Fuck people that go 40 in the left lane, ITS THE FUCKING PASSING LANE, GO FUCKING FASTER! ILL KILL YOU!
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People that have no idea what they are talking about but deside to argue with you anyways
2. People that buy those 500 top metal band of all timw books. Lisen you fucking posers, its just a populartiy contest, dont go telling me they are the fucking best because the book told you so.
3. Shopping malls.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Dying without a sword in my hands.
2. The Government, they have to much power with they start protecting people from themselves.
3. Mirrors (ya, I am going with you on this one Martina) I keep thinking if I look at them to long that my relection is going to do something really nasty.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. The Baroness (my guitar0
2. Leather Jacket
3. Power Metal
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. 80's t
2. I just realised that this part sounds alot like phone sex.
3. The Baroness
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Cds
2. Picks
3. Nintendo, yup the oringinal NES!
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Awesome
2. Dude
3. Fuck off
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Dragon Slayer (ha!)
2. Venom
3. Steel Attack
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Seven Gates of Hell
2. Dragon's Skull
3. Full Moon
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Lord Godin, Master of the six string axe!
2. Fist-tor, who happens to be my left hand
3.Some others, whatever Im a hermit
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Just grew out of the relationship
2. They pissed me off
3. Two is enough
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Who cares about fucking talking, I can do that with anybody! I want sex!
2. Lost of fun and bad jokes.
3. Metal! They need metal in their vains! Man I sound like a bad Manowar fan.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Goth and punk styles
2. Tattos, man that a big one.
3. Metal
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Stop being awesome
2. Get my bank balance over $100
3. Get my credit balance under $1000
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. The Guitar
2. Metal
3. Video Games.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. A new guitar.
2. A car, fuck that, A HOT ROD OF DOOM!
3. An AIR SHIP
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Blacksmith
2. Being a guitarest so great that I make Alexi from Children of Bodom cry, all the time. I'm after you Alexi, I know that you ripped off J.S. Bach's piano invention.
3. Overlord of the universe.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. I what to go to Germany to see Wacken
2. Norway, need to see my Viking homeland
3. Japan, just because Im a fucking nerd
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play a world wide tour.
2. Slay a man in combat
3. Forge a mighty magic sword
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. To die a pround death, with a sword in my hand
2. To die only to come back as a Demon that plays awesome riffs!
3. In a large scale battle that is all or for nothing! Screaming, "Odin I die for you!". That would totally kick all ass.
. Yup, eye beams and bad breath, really bad mornning breath!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. DAVEDOR THE DESTROYER
2. DEAD BEAT DAVE
3. LORD WARLORD
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I dont pee my bed
2. I am freaking awesome
3. I am a Viking
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My grammer sucks only in conparision to my spelling
2. Too lazy to care
3. I am very vain
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. India
2. Valhalla
3. Canada
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. People that dont do anything out of the ordinary
2. This thing inside my pants
3. Fuck people that go 40 in the left lane, ITS THE FUCKING PASSING LANE, GO FUCKING FASTER! ILL KILL YOU!
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People that have no idea what they are talking about but deside to argue with you anyways
2. People that buy those 500 top metal band of all timw books. Lisen you fucking posers, its just a populartiy contest, dont go telling me they are the fucking best because the book told you so.
3. Shopping malls.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Dying without a sword in my hands.
2. The Government, they have to much power with they start protecting people from themselves.
3. Mirrors (ya, I am going with you on this one Martina) I keep thinking if I look at them to long that my relection is going to do something really nasty.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. The Baroness (my guitar0
2. Leather Jacket
3. Power Metal
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. 80's t
2. I just realised that this part sounds alot like phone sex.
3. The Baroness
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Cds
2. Picks
3. Nintendo, yup the oringinal NES!
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Awesome
2. Dude
3. Fuck off
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Dragon Slayer (ha!)
2. Venom
3. Steel Attack
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Seven Gates of Hell
2. Dragon's Skull
3. Full Moon
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Lord Godin, Master of the six string axe!
2. Fist-tor, who happens to be my left hand
3.Some others, whatever Im a hermit
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Just grew out of the relationship
2. They pissed me off
3. Two is enough
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Who cares about fucking talking, I can do that with anybody! I want sex!
2. Lost of fun and bad jokes.
3. Metal! They need metal in their vains! Man I sound like a bad Manowar fan.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Goth and punk styles
2. Tattos, man that a big one.
3. Metal
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Stop being awesome
2. Get my bank balance over $100
3. Get my credit balance under $1000
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. The Guitar
2. Metal
3. Video Games.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. A new guitar.
2. A car, fuck that, A HOT ROD OF DOOM!
3. An AIR SHIP
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Blacksmith
2. Being a guitarest so great that I make Alexi from Children of Bodom cry, all the time. I'm after you Alexi, I know that you ripped off J.S. Bach's piano invention.
3. Overlord of the universe.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. I what to go to Germany to see Wacken
2. Norway, need to see my Viking homeland
3. Japan, just because Im a fucking nerd
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play a world wide tour.
2. Slay a man in combat
3. Forge a mighty magic sword
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. To die a pround death, with a sword in my hand
2. To die only to come back as a Demon that plays awesome riffs!
3. In a large scale battle that is all or for nothing! Screaming, "Odin I die for you!". That would totally kick all ass.
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the outline is just a story though. then next assignment will be writing a script...still have to ask how i would go about purposing a music video when it comes time to purpose our ip's for next year.
and dude, if all goes through and well and i make it, you're making a cameo!
THings are going a bit better .. I'm just a bit tired of shit.. but hey arent we all....
I'll probably go up to the sgmeet it is important to me..
So.. I can still play in your hair right ?
*hug*