lordwarlord

I have returned my faithful peons. This story I am about to tell is one of failed hopes and broken dreams. In short yesterday was really, really bad. I started it out at my buddy jeff's house where I lost my half quarter I got for chirstmas. I didnt care to much about that since it's just weed and you can always get more. Then as the day moved on, so did the troubling events. Next it was one of my friends falling victim to her douche bag family, you know , those families that have to control everything you want do. So by the time that was finnished and over with it was time for the big show , my buddy's show that I have beed waitting for a month for. So me and my friends get there and twon of my freinds dont have any photo id with them. After trying to convice them for twenty mintues or so my buddy comes down from the band and tries sneaking them in through the back . To make a my already long story a bit shorter they got cought. But the thing was that my buddy (the one in the band) got kicked out too. The worst thing was those fucking bouncers wounldnt let him back in eventhough his band sold the second most amount of tickets . So after trying everything we packed up and left, which took about 2 hours . Then it was off to one of the guys' house ti drown the night sorrows in the bottom of a bottle. I FUCKING HATE BOUNCERS!!! I SHALL CRUSH THEM WITH MY SWORD OF DEATH AND MAKE THEM CRAWL AMONG THE MAGGOTS AND VERMON!! VENGANTS SHALL BE MY AND THOSE DOUCHE BAGS AT THE HARD ROCK WITH DIE THE MOST HORRIBLE DEATH! DELEELELELELELEELELWELWLELELWELWELWLEW
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Other than yesterday thing have been pretty good exept last thursday when I was playing the fucking greatest guitar solo ever and my high E string broke. Man that pissed me off to no end. Yet I started to think on it and it wasnt to bad bucause it was the frist time it happened so it was like loosing my guitar virginity. I hope the lot of you bottom feeder had a good Satan/King Diamond Day. An as soon as I get some time and stop being really lazy I am going to put up the links so everyone can hear the awesomeness of DRAGON SLAYER! Until the next time I decide to grace you truds of life with my tales of greatness, BE GONE!!