lordwarlord

Hey I had such a heavy metal all-hallows eve!! Spent most the night driving around town rocking out to full blown speakers pupping power metal. At one point I was driving from the passenger's seat because my buddy was to busy air guitaring to drive, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Then it was back to one of my budy's place where drinks, dugs, video games and horror moives awaited us. I think I was the first one to pass out around 5 in the morning... I mean I was knocked out in a epic battle with 20 dragons all lvl 300 and had rabies. I am pretty sure satan also showed up to give me a high-five and told me to keep up the good work. I the only down side was that no one brought a guitar so we couldnt rock out to DAVEDOR METAL. Which happens it just about Thor and battles to the death for Thor. Then next day I had to leave early since I promised to take my brothers out for Halloween. Yet knowing me, even the most bummer of things is made awesome by myself. When I got over to my parent's house, I found out that my nanaji (mother's father) died the night before so they wouldnt be back in time to unlock their room which held my little brother's costumes. So yet again it was up to save Halloween! Though the power of Heavy-Metal-Awesome I improvised and made the coolest fucking costumes ever. My brothers shit them selfs when I was finnished. Then I turned myself into a blackmetal god, man I looked so fucking cool. The next day all I heard from my little brothers was how cool I was and how I scared their friends. Then I flew to Valhalla to dine on the bodies of my enemies with Odin and Freya(Total Foxitude)!


P.S. My buddy got his stuff copy writed and I would love for people to lisen to it. Just Msn me and I will sent it to you metal fans. I also really want to hear want you think of it, no matter how bad you think it is. Also check out my pics throught out the week because I will be adding pics of my metal buddies and meself doing stupid to awesome things or just sitting on your asses.