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Well it is time for the annual room cleaning. I will soon brave the deeppest dark caverns of my room in order to please the owner of the hovel in which I take up residance. Other then that my like has been a bit boar...ding on the edge of non stop exterme, in your face action. I have finally got the hang of those dasterly arpeggios. I will be the next MASTER METAL GUITAREST and then I shall enslave the human race with my kick ass riffs and licks. Eatting tons of fast food with my really-bad-joke-telling-buddy, JUSTAR Master of the Northern Fire. For some reason he has to tell bad jokes to the teller over the drive-through about the word twists of the word root beer. "Can I have a beer, a root beer", yah now they know how bad ass we are. Then we continued to leave gay porn site on all the computers in the house for sertain family member to find in the next mornning. After we got over the hummor of are cunning, we spent the rest of the night play game cube until we were all awesomed out. Yes I know my life is the coolest and you wish you were me. Alas you mortals shall never know the pleasures of metal/cheese/some-drug/being-a-stereotypical-dude. I must leave you know to continue my crusade of rock out.

P.S. I hope you are happy Blessing, you have forced me to do something other then scratch myself.