Ok, so first off, why that? i mean, there's a fetish now for everything-trees, eyes, ants on your balls- so why go with necrophilia? I mean, it just seems like that's a path that's pretty well-worn. But, so long as there are dead bodies, there are people that are going to fuck them, so I've got a few questions.
1. Do necrophiliacs just break into a cemetery whenever they have a hard-on? Or is there some research done? Do they get out the obituaries and scan for a good piece of ass? That sounds like it could take a lot of work, especially if you want to get obituaries for a good few counties.
2.And, worse still, what if you only like a particular type of woman/man? You know, like how Ted Bundy only went after brunettes with a part in the middle, something like that? Obituaries don't always have pictures, and they aren't written like dating profiles-there's not a description of the person.
3. What kind of jobs are afforded to the necrophiliac lifestyle? I mean, ignoring funeral directors and medical examiners, if you work a nine to five, how much time do you really have to dig through six feet of earth, open a casket, get the body, get out of the cemetery, get the car, get to your place-all without being seen? And does leave time for romance?
4. Which leads to my last thought: What sort of romance do you go through with a dead body? I would hope at least some form a date occurs; I'm not talking a trip to the Ritz, obviously, but something. Maybe a few flowers, a home-cooked meal (only one of you will be eating, but it's about atmosphere) some nice jazz? Just beacuse your date is dead doesn't mean you can just forgo any attempts at flirting, at least in my opinion.
That was floating around in my head for the better part of today. If anyone has any answers, that would be great.
1. Do necrophiliacs just break into a cemetery whenever they have a hard-on? Or is there some research done? Do they get out the obituaries and scan for a good piece of ass? That sounds like it could take a lot of work, especially if you want to get obituaries for a good few counties.
2.And, worse still, what if you only like a particular type of woman/man? You know, like how Ted Bundy only went after brunettes with a part in the middle, something like that? Obituaries don't always have pictures, and they aren't written like dating profiles-there's not a description of the person.
3. What kind of jobs are afforded to the necrophiliac lifestyle? I mean, ignoring funeral directors and medical examiners, if you work a nine to five, how much time do you really have to dig through six feet of earth, open a casket, get the body, get out of the cemetery, get the car, get to your place-all without being seen? And does leave time for romance?
4. Which leads to my last thought: What sort of romance do you go through with a dead body? I would hope at least some form a date occurs; I'm not talking a trip to the Ritz, obviously, but something. Maybe a few flowers, a home-cooked meal (only one of you will be eating, but it's about atmosphere) some nice jazz? Just beacuse your date is dead doesn't mean you can just forgo any attempts at flirting, at least in my opinion.
That was floating around in my head for the better part of today. If anyone has any answers, that would be great.