Bugger my computer just bit me.
NEVER BUY SONY NEVER BUY SONY NEVER BUY SONY
Okay Im done now. Am not going to talk about the machine for the moment other than to say that I have it working (albeit without about 10 of its screws in) for the moment though it will probably need sending to the US very soon. Note to Self: you do not know shit about hardware so perfoming 'open heart surgery' on the bastard is a bad idea even if I enjoy its pain. This is also a very good way to void warranty if they catch you.
CONVERSATION ABOUT THE MACHINE IS ENDED NOW. FOR EVERY ENQUIRY AFTER ITS HEALTH i SHALL STICK A LITTLE PIN IN IT WHERE IT REALLY HURTS.
BASTARD MACHINE
oh sorry ... i said I was done didn't I. Well I am now ... honest.
In other news:
Have started working out with some cheap ass (and not very heavy) weights to go with the healthy eating thing. The primitive rush I get afterward is just crazy. I have never wanted children and have considering vasectomy very seriously but after working out the only thoughts in my head are the following:
1) I must find several big hipped woman who will bear me strong sons to run my 1000 year empire when I die
2) I must kill a mammoth (I don't even eat meat these days!) or some other huge mammal and give it to some pretty (and big hipped) girl who, impressed by my masterly hunting, will come back to my cave ...
3) I must kill any other man I consider competition for the above
What the fuck? Where does this stuff come from? I like to think its getting better as I get more used to working out but we will see. A few nights ago I actually tried going for a few drinks immediatly after the weights and I frightened myself something terribly. The level of horniness and aggression I felt was just crazy although Im sure the drink made it worse. The horniness wasn't that much of a problem and manifested itself only in halfheartedly trying to chat up some friends of friends of the guy I was out with before forgetting their names and realising (even in my drunken state) that I was really capable of holding an interesting conversation beyond repeatedly asking what they studied and what their names were and that this was just not going to fly. The aggression was pretty bad though and could have led to something pretty unpleasant. Luckily the thought of not being allowed back in the US with a record was enough of an incentive to keep myself to myself but I literally just wanted to fight someone. I have to say at this point that I am really not this kind of drunk usually . I usually just dance like an idiot, make some lame attempt at chatting someone up, get depressed and stumble home. Usually I try really hard to avoid physical confrontation even if someone is pissing me off partly because I don't (usually) like confrontation and partly because I am 5 foot 4 and nine stone. So yeah have talked to guy who gave me the weights routine who works out a lot and he's says its pretty normal and that the sensible thing to do is to have a tactical wank or too before going out after working out which I shall try to do in order to avoid getting myself killed.
Umm more normal things soon
edited to say I will do comments in journals tommorow as its 1am now and I have a bunch of stuff to do tommorow before work. Tommorow though for definite as I have been away too long.
NEVER BUY SONY NEVER BUY SONY NEVER BUY SONY
Okay Im done now. Am not going to talk about the machine for the moment other than to say that I have it working (albeit without about 10 of its screws in) for the moment though it will probably need sending to the US very soon. Note to Self: you do not know shit about hardware so perfoming 'open heart surgery' on the bastard is a bad idea even if I enjoy its pain. This is also a very good way to void warranty if they catch you.
CONVERSATION ABOUT THE MACHINE IS ENDED NOW. FOR EVERY ENQUIRY AFTER ITS HEALTH i SHALL STICK A LITTLE PIN IN IT WHERE IT REALLY HURTS.
BASTARD MACHINE
oh sorry ... i said I was done didn't I. Well I am now ... honest.
In other news:
Have started working out with some cheap ass (and not very heavy) weights to go with the healthy eating thing. The primitive rush I get afterward is just crazy. I have never wanted children and have considering vasectomy very seriously but after working out the only thoughts in my head are the following:
1) I must find several big hipped woman who will bear me strong sons to run my 1000 year empire when I die
2) I must kill a mammoth (I don't even eat meat these days!) or some other huge mammal and give it to some pretty (and big hipped) girl who, impressed by my masterly hunting, will come back to my cave ...
3) I must kill any other man I consider competition for the above
What the fuck? Where does this stuff come from? I like to think its getting better as I get more used to working out but we will see. A few nights ago I actually tried going for a few drinks immediatly after the weights and I frightened myself something terribly. The level of horniness and aggression I felt was just crazy although Im sure the drink made it worse. The horniness wasn't that much of a problem and manifested itself only in halfheartedly trying to chat up some friends of friends of the guy I was out with before forgetting their names and realising (even in my drunken state) that I was really capable of holding an interesting conversation beyond repeatedly asking what they studied and what their names were and that this was just not going to fly. The aggression was pretty bad though and could have led to something pretty unpleasant. Luckily the thought of not being allowed back in the US with a record was enough of an incentive to keep myself to myself but I literally just wanted to fight someone. I have to say at this point that I am really not this kind of drunk usually . I usually just dance like an idiot, make some lame attempt at chatting someone up, get depressed and stumble home. Usually I try really hard to avoid physical confrontation even if someone is pissing me off partly because I don't (usually) like confrontation and partly because I am 5 foot 4 and nine stone. So yeah have talked to guy who gave me the weights routine who works out a lot and he's says its pretty normal and that the sensible thing to do is to have a tactical wank or too before going out after working out which I shall try to do in order to avoid getting myself killed.
Umm more normal things soon
edited to say I will do comments in journals tommorow as its 1am now and I have a bunch of stuff to do tommorow before work. Tommorow though for definite as I have been away too long.
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