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lordauch

Hamilton ONT, Vancouver BC

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Friday Jun 03, 2005

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I have descided to start my own cult. Yes a cult.

The object of our worship will be a toaster. I couldn't handle the pressure, so I will be the high priest. All the rest is details.
Burnt Crums sounds like a good name.

This is YOUR chance to get in on the ground floor. You too can have minnions to do your bidding. Can you say tax exempt?

I thought you could.

Now repeat after me.

So sayeth Dan, So sayeth the flock.

Now do that 150 times when you wake up, and before you go to sleep.

More details to come....

PS: There will be no coolaid served. wink
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kay:
Thank god about the Kool-Aid.

I have a Jonestown T-shirt.

~cheers
Jun 4, 2005
scinge:
Yer right man, with the EX deal I know. Hard to have the discipline sometimes, especially when drunk. Knowing is half the battle eh?

(I live in Minnesota so I figure I'm far enough north to get away with saying "eh") LOL.

I've been to Vancouver, cool town! We went out to the sunshine coast on a ferry too smile Is it as cool a place to live as it is to visit?
Jun 5, 2005

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