I have been laughing for an hour and a half.
I have the makings of a boy toy....LMFAO..
LA moments.
I am at this bar in Culver city that I frequent. Its a short walk and I dig the bartender she is beauteous.
Anyway this woman reaches over my shoulder to order a drink and introduces herself. She is attractive just my type black hair and glasses. I say hello and introduce my self. It went like this.
Her: Hi I'm D..
Me: I'm D.. also how are you?
Her: Do you have Kids? I don't have kids.
Her: What do you do?
Me: I am an Architect. I work on high rises.
Her: That's good money. I work on X NBC
Me: What is X NBC? I am not familiar with that.
Her: The # 4 rated show.
Me: I don't watch or own a TV so sorry I didn't know.
Me: Are you a producer?
Her: No a location scout.
Her: Your cute I would date you.
Me: Your cute too.
At this point I am thinking hey she is cute but some one needs to let the bats out of the belfry. Lets see where this goes.
After all lets face it I am a guy and yes I would like to fall in love and live happily ever after but, a romp in the hey would be second, although a lengthy second. Even if she is mildly ( ? ) insane.
She says she will be right back.
She returns a few minutes later.
She asks what else I do. I say I am working my way into VFX. She says.
I could help you. I work with the best in the business.
Me: Oh really I may know him, who is it?
I am starting to making connections so I may very well know him.
No answer.
Her: I'll be back.
After about ten min and I am on my way back from the rest room, she and a guy are hovering around my seat.
Me: Hey
Her: Ive been kissing this guy all night and I wanted to give you a try.
Me: I don't want to taste what he had for lunch.
May be I should get back to the gym tone up and start hanging out in Hollywood you never know. I could be the next "Hollywood land."
Warning the preceding was not written with a straight face. In fact I am still laughing.
I have the makings of a boy toy....LMFAO..
LA moments.
I am at this bar in Culver city that I frequent. Its a short walk and I dig the bartender she is beauteous.
Anyway this woman reaches over my shoulder to order a drink and introduces herself. She is attractive just my type black hair and glasses. I say hello and introduce my self. It went like this.
Her: Hi I'm D..
Me: I'm D.. also how are you?
Her: Do you have Kids? I don't have kids.
Her: What do you do?
Me: I am an Architect. I work on high rises.
Her: That's good money. I work on X NBC
Me: What is X NBC? I am not familiar with that.
Her: The # 4 rated show.
Me: I don't watch or own a TV so sorry I didn't know.
Me: Are you a producer?
Her: No a location scout.
Her: Your cute I would date you.
Me: Your cute too.
At this point I am thinking hey she is cute but some one needs to let the bats out of the belfry. Lets see where this goes.
After all lets face it I am a guy and yes I would like to fall in love and live happily ever after but, a romp in the hey would be second, although a lengthy second. Even if she is mildly ( ? ) insane.
She says she will be right back.
She returns a few minutes later.
She asks what else I do. I say I am working my way into VFX. She says.
I could help you. I work with the best in the business.
Me: Oh really I may know him, who is it?
I am starting to making connections so I may very well know him.
No answer.
Her: I'll be back.
After about ten min and I am on my way back from the rest room, she and a guy are hovering around my seat.
Me: Hey
Her: Ive been kissing this guy all night and I wanted to give you a try.
Me: I don't want to taste what he had for lunch.
May be I should get back to the gym tone up and start hanging out in Hollywood you never know. I could be the next "Hollywood land."
Warning the preceding was not written with a straight face. In fact I am still laughing.