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Wednesday May 05, 2004

May 4, 2004
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Title: Project Alpha Male

Now that I finally have some money, I will do something that I haven't done in a long time.

Get some clothes. Real clothes. Handsome clothes. Clothes that make me look like a man, not a nerd.

While I'm at it, i'm going to get a haircut. Not a ten dollar buzzcut, but a real haircut, one that gets attention.

And then... i'm going to impress some people at a job interview. Why? Because I can and I am way overdue for such luck.

While i'm at it, i'll do a daily exercise regiment.

After that, i'm going to impress a girl I knew back in college. I like her, yes, but the roadbocks were always my nerdy, nice guy self, and her rich, handsome, broad shouldered boyfriend with the Lexus.

All I can say is, bring it on, rich boy!

This is my project. Project Alpha Male. To turn a poor, innocent loser into the envy of the male kingdom. All I needed was an opening, and the right image.

I am so ready for this!

But the problem is, how does a guy dress to impress nowadays? And on a budget no less? I could use some help. What the hell am I supposed to wear? Please, any advice will do.
aya:
"Get the to the nunnery!!!"

Choose an image. A theme of sorts.

Casual businessman, daring drugdealer, asian prep, Neo from the Matrix...whatever. Pick a style.

Then go and buy.
May 5, 2004
josephene:
I'm with Aya...can't go wrong with Neo...*sigh*
May 6, 2004

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