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Ames, IA

Member Since 2003

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Friday Apr 04, 2003

Apr 4, 2003
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There are too many hot girls on the site. Lotus is damn fine, and she gave me bonus points for being the first geek to guess her old stat, so she's totally going in my favorites now. But I don't want to bump Chloe/Katie because she's like the perfect Suicide Girl, and I actually know Zoe so I don't want to bump her, so it looks like Edea's getting the boot (although I'll probably take her back if she comments in my journal. Hey, I'm shallow and and my attention span is short. smile ) Thinking aloud (and online) is mental masturbation. That's why it's so much fun.

In other news, I switched shifts from 1st to 2nd. Next week it's back to 1st. If this job didn't pay almost twice what my last one did, I'd be getting frustrated. As it is, I'm just having trouble fitting enough sleep into my busy work/ Dark Cloud 2 schedule. And Iowa weather sucks ass, again. Tuesday it was 84, after jumping about 50-60 degrees in 3 days. But guess what? It's back down those same 50-60 in the same span. There's even talk of 4-8" of snow this Sunday. Jesus fuck, Iowa. It's like the weather is being managed by a manic-depressive here.

One last thing, the other day I came up with the single most offensive figure of speech I've ever heard, and I daresay humanity has ever come up with. It just popped into my head, and I almost said it aloud in conversation, then stopped and thought about just how awful it is. Then, naturally, I decided it was bad enough that I had to tell someone. Anyway, it's a simile for being creative/ efficient, and here it is: "That's using all the Jew!"
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zoe:
sorry man, dave still has you beat for most offensive comment ever. i'm sure you've heard him use the term 'fagosexual' in normal conversation...i swear i almost knocked him off his chair.

my new sets have been shipped out, so now it's only a matter of time

xoxo
Apr 5, 2003
noelle:
But, you see, i love Sandi and she doesn`t exist anymore. If she was still Sandi, we would still be friends.
But not just that, i`m not Amber anymore either.
Apr 5, 2003

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