Maybe I should stop drinking.  I actually offended a girl tonight.  I mean she wouldn't even talk to me to accept my apology.  I really didn't mean any of the awful things I was saying to her, they just kept coming up in conversation (okay, because my mind was in the gutter), and I'm not the kind of guy to let a one-liner slide.  I thought she took it in the spirit of good fun, which is what I was intending.  But I think she actually thought I was a complete asshole, not just a guy who delights in playing one in (drunken) social situations.  Chances are, I'll never see her again, but still, I never like to leave personal interactions like that.
She also bit me.
    
  She also bit me.
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  That is how I stopped my heavy drinking in the Carnival of 1991 or so ... Offended a couple of girls, plus some messy details that I rather skip (I think I mentioned them to you... Oh, well.   )
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  Alone and crying... Oh, boy! That is dramatic.