longpastbedtime

I just came back from seeing Ann Coulter speak at my (former) college. I want to take a shower. She was extremely charismatic, I'll give her that. The whole thing came off like it should be on Blue Collar TV, with her making snotty little jibes to muster the deep-seated liberal hatred of her mostly-conservative audience. It seemed like an attempt at comedy first and an attempt at intelligent political discourse a distant, distant second. I.... hate what I just saw. I expected to get a laugh at her pathetic jabs, but I emerged saddened by the way the people cheered for her like she had made so much as a single goddamn point. My fellow man has made me tired.

Anyway, for brevity, a list of things I learned tonight:
Liberals would hate Muslim terrorists if they weren't terrorists. Otherwise, we love them.
Bill O'Reilly is not a conservative. (How quickly the right has turned on him...)
There's a rash of voter fraud in this election already, and it's all on the Democrat side.
Liberals agree with any war except the one we're in. In fact, they complain about the wars we're not engaging in. (Saudi Arabia, North Korea, et cetera)
I could go on, but I'm trying to booze it off my mind as we speak.