Hey hey, I'm drunk as fuck. I just helped my friend stumble home to my place after some heavy gin drinking at another friend's, and now he's passed out on my futon while I'm wide awake and thoroughly trashed. I'm surprised I can type this. But now I have absolutely nothing do do while I'm hammered and sneezing up a storm (an unfortunate drunk trait of mine), so I'm open to suggestion. Anyone know something interesting to do within walking distance of here, the west side of Ames, Iowa? Yeah, didn't think so. 
longpastbedtime:
Minor update: washing down Tylenol with beer is probably a bad idea.