Wow, it's been a hectic week, but now it's looking up. I've finished all my classwork, now I've just got finals to do. They won't be shit. I'd go to them drunk, but I don't think my profs would be very amused. When I'm back at ISU, though, I'll give it a shot. 
I've decided, after long deliberation, that the word porno is just flat-out funnier than the word porn. I don't know how this came up in my head, but it did, and now I'm phasing out "porn" and replacing it in all instances with "porno." It comes up in conversation more than one would expect.
On the topic of porno, what's the worst porno you've ever seen? Bad quality is what I'm looking for; something that was so absurd or retarded that it passed hot entirely and ended up as hilarious.
And since I'm asking, I'll give my example. It was a staged-sexual-attack-turned-fisting on a tennis court, complete with the girl in a tennis skirt. First off, the girl's just kinda standing there, and the guy comes running up to her, and she turns and takes maybe two steps away in super-slo-mo before he catches her and somewhat carefully deposits her on the court. Then he pulls her panties off with relatively little fuss, and is somehow able to get his entire big beefy man-hand up in her in about a minute, maybe less. Of course, she starts moaning with pleasure soon after he begins. The thing was so contrived, it was great. First off, why was that tennis court completely abandoned, except for her? Second, what are the odds he'd be able to fit his modestly-large hand in some random girl he found (and attacked) on a tennis court? She had to be lubed and relaxed beforehand (pun intended) like a motherfucker. Third, if he's sexually attacking this 35-year-old-dressed-as-an-18-year-old, was "I wonder if she makes a good glove?" the first thing that came to mind?
Anyway, yeah. Boredom is a harsh mistress...
I've decided, after long deliberation, that the word porno is just flat-out funnier than the word porn. I don't know how this came up in my head, but it did, and now I'm phasing out "porn" and replacing it in all instances with "porno." It comes up in conversation more than one would expect.
On the topic of porno, what's the worst porno you've ever seen? Bad quality is what I'm looking for; something that was so absurd or retarded that it passed hot entirely and ended up as hilarious.
And since I'm asking, I'll give my example. It was a staged-sexual-attack-turned-fisting on a tennis court, complete with the girl in a tennis skirt. First off, the girl's just kinda standing there, and the guy comes running up to her, and she turns and takes maybe two steps away in super-slo-mo before he catches her and somewhat carefully deposits her on the court. Then he pulls her panties off with relatively little fuss, and is somehow able to get his entire big beefy man-hand up in her in about a minute, maybe less. Of course, she starts moaning with pleasure soon after he begins. The thing was so contrived, it was great. First off, why was that tennis court completely abandoned, except for her? Second, what are the odds he'd be able to fit his modestly-large hand in some random girl he found (and attacked) on a tennis court? She had to be lubed and relaxed beforehand (pun intended) like a motherfucker. Third, if he's sexually attacking this 35-year-old-dressed-as-an-18-year-old, was "I wonder if she makes a good glove?" the first thing that came to mind?
Anyway, yeah. Boredom is a harsh mistress...