longblackbangs

For the record the no pulp orange juice by Minute Made is gross. After I poured a glass I thought for sure there was some sort of dairy product in there because it is creamy and has a strange reflective layer on the top...

...it tastes as bad as it looks. I know what your thinking, "Why don't you look at the expiration date you little smart ass!" Well I did and it didn't go bad. This is, I guess, how it is supposed to taste. Are products such as these still around because there are enough idiots like me who accidently buy them or are people just okay with the fact that they are not really intaking what they they think they are. I mean, l'd like to see one of these "so called" oranges that go into this beverage. It's probably pretty weak-sauce. I bet you the block of tofu in my fridge could kick it's ass without even breaking a sweat.

Oh, well. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you really iffy orange juice...go to the liquior cabinet and mix drinks.

cheers