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longblackbangs

Auburn, CA

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Saturday Dec 20, 2003

Dec 20, 2003
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So there are these geriatrics in the audience of an infomercial and they are cheering for gawd knows what reason. So what, the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie can cook a dead animal while you go swill a beer, watch Fox News, shout at your husband/wife/kid. Why is the audience so happy for this piece of garbage? If there was EVER an ounce of rebelious free-thinking blood in any of these already dead humans I would hope to gawd they would be mad if they knew there life was gonna resort to this.surreal


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Random dead-on social commentary by Billyboy. love
Dec 20, 2003
veganvixen:
stupid rotiseries! there are just way to many methods to cook meat. we have the grill, the rotiserie, the george forman, the oven, and i'm sure there are more that i can't think of right now. also i heard on the news ladt night of another case of mad cow. when are people gunna learn that meat is gunna kill them? well, have a good day dear kiss
Dec 23, 2003

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